Favourite TV line

[lankeela]

Whats your favourite tv line? Mine has to be from Corrie - Jack is trying to get money from Racquel, who says "Neither a borrower nor a lender be - William Shakespeare" and Jack replies "Hope your rabbit dies - Jack Duckworth"

[indian]

Years ago in eastenders when joe absoloms character was threateing to kill steve and he said " you're gonna die with snot on your face!" classic!

[curiosity]

I love it when Danny on Corrie "incorrectly" refers to Fizz as Fuzz, makes me laugh everytime.

[snapdarlich]

Rab C Nesbit...

"I hope your next sh*te's a hedgehog!"

[funnywebsite]

curiosity, Danny has a nickname for everyone and that is her nickname.

[The Ponderer]

The standard of writing in Corrie is quality, love the episodes with Dippit Kirk, much better than Eastenders etc and the best comedy writing bar Max and Paddy/Phoenix Nights.

[funnywebsite]

Clint Eastwood movie, probably Dirty Harry "Go on punk, make my day"

[andy hughes]

Mine is in Fawlty Towers - in The Kipper And The Corpse episode when Geoffrey Palmer's character finally runs out of patience waiting for breakfast and shouts "I'm a doctor and I want my sausages!" Surreal.

[galltin]

I love another Fawlty Towers one where the deaf old lady is demanding a room with a view.Basil say's " There is a view, it's Torquay, what did you expect , herds of wildebeest rushing across the plains of the Serengeti?!

[Johnmof]

"Don't go to Wales, Baldrick, you'll be washing phlegm from your hair for weeks"

[Chinajan]

Dozens of brilliant lines in Corra. My favourite was when the plumber came to fit Cilla's jacuzzi and he took one look at Kirk and said, 'I bet you lost a lot of modelling work when Lowry died'. Bwahahaha.

[sje0703]

Another classic from Raquel was when Ken was giving her French lessons and she said that she had been taught some French from a guy she had met in the past. Ken asked her what she knew in French and she replied "Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir!" This still makes me smile when I think about it!

[country_boy]

Rachel in Friends banging her head against a wall - "if it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it"

[GK2005]

Eastenders again -- In an epsiode after Sonia gave birth and was putting the baby up for adoption. In a meeting with Welfare, Pauline said she wanted to bring up the baby and Sonia replied ... "bring up a baby? She couldn't bring up phlegm!"

[lankeela]

GK2005 - this would be my second choice!

Stop press!!! latest one's got to be 'Shake Me Up, Judy'

from Bleak House. Not specially funny, just love the way this actor plays his character.