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Lecture
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club.
The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme starting on a letter which is allotted to him.
The man gets an S, and chooses to give his impromptu lecture on Sex.
Coming home and reporting to his wife, he chickens out and says that he spoke about Sailing.
The next day, his wife meets a club member who laughing says her hubby gave a very good lecture last night.
Wife: "That's strange, I must say. He has only done it twice. The first time he got sick, and the second time he lost his hat."
The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme starting on a letter which is allotted to him.
The man gets an S, and chooses to give his impromptu lecture on Sex.
Coming home and reporting to his wife, he chickens out and says that he spoke about Sailing.
The next day, his wife meets a club member who laughing says her hubby gave a very good lecture last night.
Wife: "That's strange, I must say. He has only done it twice. The first time he got sick, and the second time he lost his hat."
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Lol. When I was a recreational blue water sailor we had a mnemonic for making a navigational conversion from True course to compass course .
Timid Virgins Make Dull Company. It was True to Variation to Magnetic to Drift to Compass.
The reciprocal was Cadbury's Dairy Milk Very Tasty. :-) I will never forget the former lol.
Timid Virgins Make Dull Company. It was True to Variation to Magnetic to Drift to Compass.
The reciprocal was Cadbury's Dairy Milk Very Tasty. :-) I will never forget the former lol.
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