Ok Thought Experiment.............

[ToraToraTora]

Ok lets say tomorrow you actually knew you were going to be blocked by the Insulate morons. You have 24 hours to prepare a legal(ish) way of getting them out of the road. You can put whatever you like in your car in readiness. Over to you.......

[ToraToraTora]

I will be awarding points for degree of difficulty and artistic impression.

[choux]

If I had a farm and a slurry tank...

[davebro]

1/2 dozen coppers - there is no other "legalish" way.

[gulliver1]

TGTs avatar,

[Barmaid]

I'd give them all a laptop and force them to talk on AB all day.

[choux]

Is it just me or is it ironic that those who block slip roads onto motorways are given in-junction papers?

[ToraToraTora]

come on you dissapoint me, I expected more creativity, I have a few ideas but I'll save them for now.

[Mamyalynne]

Harsh BM

[ToraToraTora]

I still don't know who TGT is!

[Barmaid]

Choux :) best laugh all day.

[choux]

Barmaid, I thought some of them did?

[weecalf]

Tea and sarnies

[sanmac]

Dave, if you did have a big enough car to hold 6 cops all they would do is stumble out, walk around in a daze twiddling their forms and more or less just add to the general confusion...What a useless lot!

[The Builder]

Print off a load of "Insulate Britain" leaflets.
Put a sticker on the front of the car...
...and tell them you're going distributing

As my Grand-dad used to say...

"when in doubt - lie like a stair carpet..."

[sanmac]

"forms"...Where did that come from?:)

[ToraToraTora]

plod won't do jack, too busy trawling twitface in case someone has a non prescribed view on something.

[THECORBYLOON]

Does a thought experience not include thinking through the consequences of a particular action?

What is "legal(ish)" by the way?

[Hopkirk]

Bottles of ice cold water to pour over them.

[ToraToraTora]

of course hoppy, pour any number of things over them but that would not get them to move on their own. I'm looking for creativity here.

[Ken4155]

TTT's answer: Snarl, snarl. I'd bloody well run the savages over, i would. Growl growl. Then to make sure they're dead, i'd pour petrol over them, set them alight and watch them burn to a crisp. Slaver, dribble, slobber. Then i'd breathe in deeply the fumes of their useless ashes. And i'll gladly do the time, knowing i have rid the planet of this evil scum. PMCL (pees my cell laughing).