Hi I'm New Here

[bobtheturkey]

As a newbie I'm a little nervous and maybe this should be in the legal section but does anyone know is it acceptable to wear a b&q bucket on ones head in place of a mask in these covid times?

[piggynose]

should this be in the jokes section?

[elliemay1]

Are you voting for Christmas Bob??

[ynnafymmi]

Nah.A brown paper bag with eyeholes cut out is much more preferable....According to my partner anyway...

[Buenchico]

I don't know about its efficacy in blocking viral transmissions but many friends of mine have suggested that I'd look a lot better with a bucket over my head ;-)

[Mamyalynne]

Too late to change the habit of a lifetime now Bob.

[JimF]

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[gness]

Of course it’s acceptable, Bob but you must make the eyeholes circular.
If you make a slit in your bucket you risk being mistaken for Ned Kelly.

[JimF]

At least my first track on ML's thread later is a given!

[gness]

:-)

[ynnafymmi]

You had better watch you dont walk into a lamp-post with that bucket on your head.You might cause yourself some mental health improvement...

[-SharonA-]

As long as you cut out holes for your eyes, you should be ok. Also make sure the handle fits comfortably under your chin.

[Buenchico]

^^^ On the other hand, Ynnafymmi, a blow to the head might cure the amnesia that constantly leads to Bob forgetting that he's been here before ;-)

[Hopkirk]

No buckets available, they have all been panic bought.

[Buenchico]

^^^ If you're storing your petrol in Buckets, Hoppy, remind me not to strike any matches when in your vicinity!

[Hopkirk]

I can't. Gness keeps cutting eye holes in them.

[douglas9401]

The biggest problem with wearing a bucket as a mask in these days where the slightest indicator of illness sends folk screaming and fleeing in terror is that one always looks a litte pail.

[Buenchico]

^^^ LOL (or should that be 'groan'?) @ Douglas ;-)

[Ellipsis]

Thanks for the reminder, Bob. We've just ordered our M&S Christmas grub ...

[Maydup]

Masks are purely optional Bob, but if you want to wear a bucket make sure its orange, but most importantly be careful not to kick it.

[gness]

Well for a newbie, Bob you've certainly influenced Mamya's thread tonight! ;-)