Silly Pc Job Titles.. 1St One..

[piggynose]

bin man / waste disposal operative

[vulcan42]

Education centre nourishment consultants... Dinner ladies

[Buenchico]

I'm reminded of my post here . . .
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1007696.html

However McDonalds isn't the only fast food place with pretentious job titles. My local Subway recently advertised for a 'sandwich technician'.

[teacher1]

Media distribution officer .... paper boy

[Buenchico]

Michael Phillips Moskowitz is eBay's 'Chief Curator'

William Bunce is Microsoft's 'Innovation Sherpa'

[simon8]

Tony Blair was once Prime Minister serving the public.
Now he is a £10k a day consultant, not bad for a working class lad!

[Togo]

"Wet Leisure Assistants" Lifeguards.... That is a real one in Wales.

[Togo]

Oh and don't forget "Mortality Manager"....... Nurse.

[Togo]

Coordinator of interpretive teaching – Museum tour guide

[Gizmonster]

If any of my customers ever call me a "Transparency Enhancement Facilitator", Ill give them a slap - I'm a window cleaner for Christ's sake ......

[vulcan42]

One of my favourites.
Five a Day Collection Operative – Fruit Picker

[Arrods]

Slightly off topic, but one of the management team at a comparison website is Confused Financial Director (I kid you not).