Donate SIGN UP

As Though You Weren't Feeling Bad Enough.....

Avatar Image
10ClarionSt | 06:37 Thu 14th Jan 2021 | ChatterBank
51 Answers
..........along comes that bundle of joy, Chris Whitty. He really does cheer things up doesn't he? In a former life he would have been the warm-up man for The Lutine Bell.
These medical professionals really do know how to make people feel positive, don't they? I know. I know. He's only doing a job. I know. I know. How would you do it then?
:o)
Gravatar

Answers

1 to 20 of 51rss feed

1 2 3 Next Last

Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by 10ClarionSt. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.
He should wear a monk’s robes and carry a candle.
You want him to come on with a joke about his mother in law or dressed as clown throwing custard pies at Boris,
Van tam would be much better but his ads would contain a 5 minute analagy about a train or football match
Question Author
I thought Bojo the Clown was already doing that. Anyway, just make sure you avoid the bouncers at the supermarket. You know, those places that said they would not be forcing people to wear masks back in the summer.
Question Author
I know. I know. There's been a new strain of the virus since. Gawd! Pass me the sick bucket!
Cant really as I am a bouncer sometimes at are store.
Yes. Deaths have gone up from 10 a day to 1500 yesteday so its a bit more important. A partly blame those who wear the same mask for months on end
Question Author
Mine's nearly a year old now! Might have a party!
Question Author
Oh yes, and I have a communal one in the car, yer know, in case anyone forgets theirs, they can always use my spare one. Some folk are grateful because without that spare they wouldn't have been able to nip past the bouncers and buy their supply of vino.
I love this website … it's like the mental hospital of the internet
Not mental hospital, sheltered housing for the bewildered maybe.
//Deaths have gone up from 10 a day to 1500 yesteday//

The death figure yesterday included some who had died as far back as November. Yes, I know they’re still dead but in November the average daily death toll was less than 400.

As I posted yesterday, the time has come to end the appearances by Dr Whitty and his fellow doom mongers. We all know what he looks like and we all know near enough what he is going to say. A two minute bulletin on the day’s numbers and that should be it. Instead the news over the past five days has been half an hour of government propaganda.
Don't most doctors, unless it's good news.
Maybe even more, NJ? My daughter tested positive on 28th Dec... that test can still come back positive for 90 days... so end march? And would also be counted, if (God forbid) she died from something else 28 days later.
So, she has covid in December and recovers enough to work with vulnerable people- officially. But her stats would take her to "covid death" up to the end of April.
Totally unfairly - I know - but I have found Chris Whitty so unbearable since the start of his incessant gloom messages that I won't listen to him. Worst person by miles they could have picked to be the face of this pandemic in my opinion with Hancock a very close second. I have always felt he's actually wallowed in his new found fame.
Currently in the UK at this moment in time, there are approximately 3,500 people fighting for their lives on ventilators in NHS hospitals.

I doubt he'd come out doing the thumbs up dance. Boris Johnson might though, he is that idiotic.
I love Professor Chris Whitty! Give him a knighthood - he tells it like it is.
Mrs ABer......I have some good news and bad news, the bad news is that your son has just died, but the good is Manchester Utd have just equalised.

Try giving bad news to relatives.....or the nation.
Yesterday one person died of Covid every minute.....how does one spin that in a cheerful way?.
Tell the relatives... but stop battering the entire nation over the head with it on a constant basis?

1 to 20 of 51rss feed

1 2 3 Next Last

Do you know the answer?

As Though You Weren't Feeling Bad Enough.....

Answer Question >>

Related Questions

Sorry, we can't find any related questions. Try using the search bar at the top of the page to search for some keywords, or choose a topic and submit your own question.