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Jemisa | 22:15 Thu 11th Oct 2012 | Jokes
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A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, dear, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as a new born baby fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny sniggered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"

Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, Charley," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My breasts are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Grandad. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your porridge...
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I thought of you, ena :-)))
I thought of, Whickerman
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ttfn, Didn't intend to steal your thunder. It was 18 months ago tho.

Perhaps we've got a few new readers by now.

I hope you and Moonie are still very happy. :)

Jem
No problem, Jem, but you can see why I remembered the joke ;)

If anyone ever tries to capture me on a 'This is your life' parody I shall deny all knowledge of AB

Moony and I are ... <words have just failed me>
very good.
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Headers!!! Wash your mouth out, please!

I still hope that AB is all my nightmares strung together and not actually happening.

Surely, I cannot have been THAT bad in my lifetime?
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thudddddddddddddd :(

I think it could be a very bumpy ride in that case, headers ;)
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:) x4.

WR.
I could sure root out a couple headers.
Ah together again and thank heavens he's stopped gurning, did you give him his teeth back, ttfn?
Hello Sibo, You look ravishing tonight.
Hi moonie, you look so much better xx

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