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Rondy | 16:27 Mon 08th Aug 2022 | Jokes
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So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint,
this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions".
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So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said
"Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin"
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So I rang up British Telecom, I said "I want to report a nuisance caller",
he said "Oh no, not you again."
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So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He
said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays."
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yeah ,, i like Tim Vine too

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