Going For A Dominic Cummings

[Bazile]

Will this now be common speak for someone going to have an eye test ?

Like going for a Jimmy riddle ?

[gulliver1]

Thought he had done a Lord Lucan

[Jackdaw33]

I once met someone called Jimmy Riddle. I couldn't keep a straight face.

[anneasquith]

My Dominic Cummings is overdue :-(

[Zacs-Master]

I couldn’t see myself going for an eye test anytime soon. Which is oxymoronic.

[mushroom25]

only if the eye test is in Barnard Castle......

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/05/26/should-have-gone-barnard-castle-social-media-users-mock-cummings/

[Peter Pedant]

hi everyone
I sat on my glasses and ordered a new pair by phone
and didnt have to go to Barnard Castle !
tremendous service I say !

[Gromit]

No.
Jimmy Riddle is rhyming slang for Piddle - Wee.

Cummings doesn’t rhyme with eye test.
It might catch on as gay rhyming slang.