Do not attempt to go upstairs to get ready whilst carrying a glass of wine, a bottle of sparkling water, a mobile phone, a charger AND a book, all at the same time !! #fallxownthestairs #crash #glasseverywhere ##agony #idiot. Won’t even say what Mr Smow said!!
Anaother disaster in the Smow household. You should wear an inflatable suit for all round protection or carpet your house with the stuff they use under playground equipment.
Hope it was white wine and a red carpet, not the other way round :D
You went wrong in a very fundamental way. You should have been carrying a bottle of wine and a glass of water. I'm guessing the majority of the bottle of wine was in your stomach at the time