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Bought A Lettuce.

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Patsy33 | 19:56 Mon 18th Jan 2021 | Jokes
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Bought a head of lettuce from a small Grocery shop., called Mamas & Papas.
Could eat it though, all the leaves are brown..
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You could eat it?
20:04 Mon 18th Jan 2021
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simples take it back.
btw this is the joke section.
20:08 Mon 18th Jan 2021
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20:26 Mon 18th Jan 2021
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Sorry Patsy, it's a reflex ;-)
20:27 Mon 18th Jan 2021
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Every bodies getting fat except Mama Cass
20:59 Mon 18th Jan 2021
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I understand Mamya.. :-))
21:12 Mon 18th Jan 2021
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Couldn't eat it?
Is it Cos you feel Melon Cauli?
21:28 Mon 18th Jan 2021
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Your a proper little gem with your jokes, Patsy ;-)
21:35 Mon 18th Jan 2021
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Why'd you buy the Lettuce? Just Cos!
21:51 Mon 18th Jan 2021
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Even though the sky was grey?
21:58 Mon 18th Jan 2021
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Leaf it out you lot.
01:15 Tue 19th Jan 2021

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