Come On - The Worst Christmas Jokes For 2020

DTCwordfan | 22:17 Sun 27th Dec 2020 | Jokes

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Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem?
It takes a miracle to find three wise men there

One for TTT and his mob: What do vegetarian EU supporters want for Christmas?
Lettuce romaine

Why has Boris Johnson bought mistletoe this year?
Because he’s tired of being in the single market!

What is white and minty?
No - it's not someone from deepest Lothian, it's a polo bear!

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Which Christmas film was 30 years ahead of its time? Home Alone.

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