My Girlfriend

[Rondy]

My girlfriend asked me to name off all my sexual partners in order...
I should probably have stopped when I got to her name, but......she's now my ex.
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"Open doors... Always try to open doors, son; work hard to keep them open, and never let them close!" That was probably the best advice I was ever given from my wonderful Granddad.
Sadly he's no longer with us.
He got sucked out of an airplane on his way to Spain.
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"How's the diet going?" I asked my mate.
"Not good," he sighed. "I had 5 eggs for breakfast this morning."
"Oh dear," I replied. "Fried or boiled?"
"No," he said. "Cadburys!"
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[Patsy33]

Lol..