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starone | 20:28 Wed 22nd Feb 2012 | Jokes
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 litre of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of sh*t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
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woo hoo i'm healthy : )
So was I when I took a drink from a high mountain stream. Result, one month nil by mouth in a clinic while they sorted the e.coli. Nasty stuff, water.
A lesson learned seadogg. CHEERS. : )
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So it is true then seadogg and not a joke?
remember there's only one thing that should be added to a good malt Scotch.

And it's not water, ice, coke, ginger ale, lemonade, blackcurrant juice, soda, whatever.

It is, simply, more Scotch.
Its true all right, and the worst part was that the clinic had a superb chef.
'Water' load of sh*te!
Science says that a human body already contains 60% water. Why would anyone want to add more of that sh!t laden fluid?
As Ben Franklin died in 1790 and the word bacterium/bacteria wasn't applied to single-celled animals until 1838 your quote is as full of poop as the water is!
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Of course, dundurn - that's what jokes are - you don't dissect them - you just laugh - or not as the case may be.

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