are wives getting cheekier

[mastermagrath]

what is it with wives these days , i just asked mine for a cuppa when she has a minute, and she rhymed of a list of things she is doing , does she forget its been three hours since she made breafast, she`s making tomorrow nights dinner, and tonights dinner , and sorting out the washing , so she`s all done before she goes to work tonight, surely she could fit in time to make a brew. im on a weeks annual leave, wouldnt you think she would glad to pamper me. you know what lads i think we are far too soft on them these days and they take advantage, my old gran would have done it without a blink

[friedgreentomato]

Oh I would have made you a cup of tea and then poured it all over you!!

[DTCwordfan]

No sex for you then this week, mate.

[Nibble]

With attitudes like that ^^^ DT, there's very little likelihood of that ever. IMO :)

[WELSHYORKIE]

Someone is cruising for a bruising!!!

[DTCwordfan]

except for a parsnip up his jacksie, nibble

[andy-hughes]

You just can't get the staff .... (INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[tiggerblue10]

Can I borrow your wife to help me with my housework later?

[ummmm]

Disgusting behaviour. Divorce her.

[Kiki-frog]

Agree, DT, although I believe the recommended item is not a parsnip but a piece of peeled horseradish

[Ric.ror]

my old gran would have done it without a blink

Well get your old gran to do it then

[Duncer]

A guy brings three mates home to watch football on his brand new wide screen 3D television and says to his fork and knife, "Quick, bring us four beers before it starts".

She duly obliges and a few minutes later, beer all drunk, the husband says, "Honey, can you bring us another four beers before it starts".

She resigns herself to a night of football and fetches the beer for her husband and his boozy mates.

This is repeated another four or five times, each time with the exact same request, until she can stand no more and rants, "I spend all day cleaning the house, looking after your kids, washing your clothes and cooking for you and you expect me to fetch beer all night like a bl00dy waitress? I don't think so!"

He turns to his mates and says "It's started".

[chas2008]

when im on leave i have a list of things to do given to me i.e .gardening/decorating etc. when wifey is on leave she refuses to do anything as its HER holiday !!!

[mastermagrath]

ahh bless her cotton sox , guess who just dandered up from the kitchen with a cuppa and a biscuit , one in a million my mrs, not like some of the hard cases on here, lucky man , might let her have some nooky tomorrow morning after her nightshift , after she makes breakfast of corse

[Kiki-frog]

chas, and your problem is?

;-)

[dickythecook]

mrs cook is priceless. She hasn't spoken to me for 3 weeks and as such you can't assign a value too a woman like that!! ;-)

[Sqad]

If you don,t mind, I will give this thread a miss........I have already had a b0llocking this morning from a female ABer (what's new?)

Good luck master.

[mastermagrath]

well sqad sort of backs my theory up that they are getting cheekier, methinks they need more to do of a day, far to many on here voicing of to hard working men, i bet none have ever darned a sock in their lives , my gran must have been a woman among women

[mccfluff]

how do you darn a sock?

[ummmm]

You look at it, say 'darn' and throw it in the bin. No skills needed.

[Nibble]

^lol, ummmm