Full Body Scans

[starone]

Disclosed:
The official Airport Screening Result for Full Body Scans at Heathrow
Airport.

October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Home Office

Terrorists Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Haemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

It was also discovered that 535 members of Parliament had no boll0cks

[marval]

lol

[Canary42]

I can't help thinking that if we really did have 535 MPs without boll0cks (i.e. women) we would have a better Government in place.

[craft1948]

God no Canary, they'd never agree about anything.........

[society]

LOL if only this was true...

[tenrec]

Oh yes I would!