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The Rabbit
The Rabbit
A man is driving along a highway & sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over & gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway, sees the man crying on the side of the road & pulls over.
She steps out of her car & asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car & pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down & sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them & hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around & waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns & waves, hops another ten feet, turns, waves & repeats this again & again & again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman & demands:
"What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says:
'Hair Spray'
'Restores life to dead hair & adds permanent wave.'
A man is driving along a highway & sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over & gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway, sees the man crying on the side of the road & pulls over.
She steps out of her car & asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car & pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down & sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them & hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around & waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns & waves, hops another ten feet, turns, waves & repeats this again & again & again, until he hops out of sight. The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman & demands:
"What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says:
'Hair Spray'
'Restores life to dead hair & adds permanent wave.'
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