How Much Money Do You Have In Your Bank Account, And How Old Are You?

[hcteptepp]

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[-SharonA-]

At the last count I had 23 million pounds!!! Gosh, I get so giddy when I think of all that money. Not bad for a 35 year old gal!!
I had to work hard for that money, many a night standing on street corners, in the rain, cold and and snow.

[Jackdaw33]

LOL!

[waterboatman]

arf arf arf

[dannyk13]

Enough money and old enough.

[Jackdaw33]

As soon as I get the money from the Nigerian prince, my next of kin, who has promised me £10,000,000 I shall be laughing all the way to the bank. All I have to do is pay a £500 admin fee and give him my bank details. What could be simpler?

[woofgang]

On the off chance that these are serious questions, I should point out that in the UK they are considered impolite.

[Jennykenny]

Good point Woof.

[david small]

Mind your own fin business.

[rowanwitch]

Are you looking to find a wealthy partner, try the posh bars in a big city,

[aelmpvw]

i'm never sure how much as my doris has a debit card ...

[malagabob]

Old and getting older, and my money disappearing fast.

[Ken4155]

At the last count, i had just over 4 billion pounds and 3 pence. And i'm almost 384 years old. Oh yeah, and i've still got all my own teef.

[10ClarionSt]

I've got me own teef - I paid good money for em!

[Old_Geezer]

...and what's it's sort code and your account number ?

[Cloverjo]

You tell us first, hctep. :)

[Tilly2]

Why are you asking this question, hct? It's a very odd thing to ask, even on a Sunday morning.

[10ClarionSt]

hctep, has probably found a very clever way to get inside your computer once you post a reply, and hence, access to your financial affairs.

[Tilly2]

Really, 10CS?

[10ClarionSt]

Really, Tilly. Do you believe me? I think that in this tech world, anything is possible.

[NoMercy]

What a really rude question. I did laugh at some of the answers but even so, who asks that sort of thing.

I used to have a friend who'd always ask how much my shoes were or what I paid for my bag. I'd reply with, "Why, do you want to treat me?" I think the penny dropped eventually.