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If I Tidy My Bedroom, Will I Then Remain Single For A Very Long Time?

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Cockney_si | 22:49 Wed 07th Aug 2013 | Relationships & Dating
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Genuine question this, working on the theory that if you go out with an umbrella it never rains.

Shall I tidy my room in the hope that if I do get a girl I can take her back to my room a we can watch tv and listen to music. Although I may never get a girl because of said room being tidy.

Or

Option 2 - I leave the room being messy, in the vain hope that if I get a girl I can always make up and excuse and go to hers.

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Tidy your bedroom and keep it tidy :-)
Tidy your bedroom because you have a bit of pride and dignity.
If you tidy it everyday it only takes 5 mins (except from when you hoover and polish)
Tidy your room, and make sure you're wearing clean shreddies............
If you don't tidy your room you're too young to take a girl there.
Lol, jeza. I was going to say, if you're young enough to have a messy bedroom, you're too young for a girlfriend.
Keep room messy, and stay single and happy. Problem solved.
Why am I thinking of Rhys Ifan's character in Notting Hill?
Spike
Option 3, always keep your room clean
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Option 4 ... Have a "lady who does" in to clean and tidy your room.
I once spent a very happy afternoon (and evening) tidying my flat with a potential suitor.
The relationship didn't last long (measured it weeks) but, it was fun while it lasted.
We're talking dust and stuff, not "grime"
It is a good idea to at least remove the used condoms from the last 'encounter'
Girls really appreciate that level of thoughtfulness, Oh and make sure you have some bog paper in the loo as well.
And don't wipe anything on the curtains...............
Or tell her you live in a bedsit and she'll go back to her friends in the bar
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So I think the general opinion seems to be that I tidy my room.

I'm gonna be single forever.
You'll be single for longer if you live like a pig ;-)
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How is someone not tidying their room "living like a pig" ummmm?

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