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mydogsandme | 17:38 Thu 19th Jun 2008 | Body & Soul
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or it was until now.I'm a woman but often think I'd quite like to be a gay man of the good-looking John Barrowman-type. I like men and their bits and am quite happily married,it's just being a female with all the annoying medical,hormone-related irritating things that go with being a woman that I get fed up with. I mean no offense to anyone by asking this but just think it must be quite nice to have none of the female complications and get to be with men too! Am I completely alone and strange in this??
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AND we can pee standing up
....and we get paid more for doing the same jobs.
Men can't pee standing up, they always miss!
haha, when I hit puberty I wished I had been a boy (the pain !) but now I am glad Im a woman, even with all the troubles it brings.

I would hate to know what goes on inside a man's brain. Soz did I say brain? I meant the space between their ears lol.
No weeal , you mean the space between their........
If you are really suffering, as I did, and don't mind taking a pill, ask your doctor for cerazette. It stops everything. I've been on it for a few years and it's great, the freedom from all the swelling and pain is indescribably good!
And we can fiddle with our nuts and bolts in public and nobody flinches, we fart when we want, in fact we got it real cushy, so go have the strapathingtome, op and join us.
Hey Ray - I fart when I want also lol
lol Bigmamma you are sooooooo baaaaaad
good gawd ray, im glad you were a little more gentlemanly when i visited!!!!

Or were you? You said that was the smell of the sheep!
No thanks, perfectly content as I am.
LOL @ bigmamma, that is just what I was thinking!

Hmmmmm, ray, - fiddle with your nuts and bolts and nobody flinches!!!!!! We do flinch, honest we do, we are just good at hiding it.
LOL @ bigmamma.

I wouldn't like to be a boy. Ewww.

Have you spoken to any of your friends and family about it?
Hey julie that smell was me, gotta be honest i do smell like a sheeps ballbag, but there you go, haven't got the hang of all the bum clinkers yet, give it time. :-)

Skyppey how very dare you, ladies do not fart, they exude a sweet fragrance.

Sorry warpig I will refrain from now on, and I will do it with a backscratcher, far more dignified. hope you and piglet are well. :-)
ew ray, now ya tell me !! Thats grosse ! lol
Ehm Ray - will you please remind Jules to send me something - OH there you are Jules - lol
Oh right lol sorry weeal, forgot again! You can have the very latest piccy! will do it now for ya ! xx
what made me put skyppey? when it was the wee one talking about sweet fragrances, please refrain form puffing in public wee one, it is so vulgar,

Julie next time you come up you can have a game of Gusset scratch and sniff, thats how we pass the cold winters evenings, we know how to live up here.

time for din dins, byeeeee now xx
pmsl - thanks Jules
oh and Ray - that game's put me OFF my dinner lol

R Sparx 1

please may i put things into perspective

as gentlemen we do not fiddle with our nuts and bolts

we (adjust ) our selves

we do not fart we simply ( pass wind ) !

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