love thy neighbour?

[~posy-jo~]

how well do you get on with your neighbours?? any funny stories?? xXx

[peppy]

Did you mention the ' n ' word ? AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[~posy-jo~]

eeeerrrrrrr!!!!!!

[samuel23]

We get on great with our neighbours.
One side is a guy who plays the guitar and we end up jamming quite regularly, and on the other side is a woman who is a chef by trade and the BBQs are always brilliant.
When she first moved in, the woman next door locked herself out and had to borrow our ladder to get in through her bedroom window. She got halfway up and froze (she's frightened of heights). She came back down and asked if I would go instead. Got inside and on her bed were loads of sexy undies, some leather gear, sex toys and the largest vibrators you have ever seen.
I let her in the front door and I don't know who had the reddest face. Turns out she was having an Anne Summers party later.

[spudqueen]

Yes we get on with all our neighbours aswell. There's 10 houses in our two blocks of terraced houses and, so far, we get on with them all.
Samuel - your story reminded me that the couple next door locked themselves out a couple of years ago, after going down the pub, and threw stones up at their sons bedroom window to wake him up so he let them in. The next morning the son discovered that his window was cracked. I did think that it should have been the teenage son who was drunk and breaking windows, not the parents!

[sleepy1]

i have a nice neighbour . no funny stories

[laurence2]

My neighbour is a total to$$er, who if he upsets me again, i will gladly free of charge Put him in his makers box and bury the Barsteward.

Does that qualify me for ''NOT'' loving thy neighbour

[Curvylady]

It is a fight to the death over parking spaces. I live in a cul de sac, we dont have drives some people have 2 or even 3 cars and dont care as long as they park. It can be a race to get home in the evenings to grab a space.

[dilf]

my neighbour is a amature footy ref and a special constable who was caught in a public toilet wearing stockings and suspenders which he had worn to a fancy dress party and apparently "forgot" to remove them before leaving the house the next day.he's married with a twenty year old step son [bent as a nine bob note] and a fifteen year old daughter [up the duff] .
i bet the baby plays the banjo

[Paulst30]

I had to move 2 weeks before Christmas because my neighbour threatened my wife and children both 7 and 5 one day in broad day light.

We moved to a quite unsettled life now calming down however the irony is, that he was sent down for 5 years for posession of firearms.

We have great neighbours now and old lady next door and two lesbians, dont get all hot they are stereotypical, doc martins and dungarees lol.

The moral of the story is, life is worth more than material posessions and no thug is worth living in a nightmare.

Good topic. :P

[carrust]

My neighbours happen to be 3 members of a death metal band. Although they are covered in tattoos, have hair down to their backsides & play truly awful music, they are great kids. I couldn't wish for better neighbours. Their washing line is a sight to behold...everything is black!

[rugeleyboy]

sorry if i am stalking you dilf but you dont half make me laugh!!!!

[dilf]

come to think of it rugelyboy im normally butter side up but a looker like you has got me on the turn.



ummmm quick save me turn me back . ive got kids for chrissake

[ummmm]

I love him too RB.....!!!

Oh yeah....I'm a girl :-)

[ummmm]

Dilf.....I've been flashing at you for ages now!!!!!

[dilf]

ive come over all queer ummmm wrap my head in them so i cant see rugely.

and again

tell you what posy jo my next door neighbour's not a patch on me. sitting here with me frock on and a cushion on my lap

[ummmm]

With a strange bird flashing her t!ts at you ;-)

[dilf]

stranger than a two toothed banjo playing cyclops kid with one ****-eye.

lovely t1ts tho

[stewey]

My next door neighbor in the council house terrace where I rent day to day has the really weird name of ummmm. All she does is sit on top of her coal-shed drinking dandelion and burdock wine, munching on apple sandwiches whilst throwing pebbles at low-flying aircraft. I have reported her bizarre behavior to numerous Societies but they all claim to not have a big enough net to dislodge her..........I'll be moving on soonly!

[legend758duo]

the guy upstairs is a pain in the @rse.but the two danish girls below me who sunbathe toplesss are great neighboursthe guy downstairs is ok he reads tarot and does raiki masssage if thats how u say it lol..

[warpig3]

There used to be a little old lady who lived across from me, Mrs Armstrong, she was 92. One day I saw her in the garden with her zimmer frame and she had a little basket pegged on to the front of it. I thought 'oh she must need some milk or a paper or something', so I went over and asked if I could go to the shops for her. She was very grateful and gave me a �20 note as asked could I get her a litre bottle of Bells and 40 B & H. Fair play to her