What's the biggest/best/worst lie you've ever told?

[Eve]

And what happened?

[tomtech]

my worst lie, i never had an affair with her! got divorced. my biggest lie, i never had an affair with her!

[mccfluff]

i love you

[wizard69]

i pleaded not guilty and got 12 months

[RATTER15]

The best and worst I suppose, not told by me but a neighbor to her children. The ice cream van would come around every day and play Greensleeves to alert everybody of his presence.
My neighbour told her children that when the ice cream man played that music it meant that he had run out of ice cream and lollies, they never were bought an Ice cream!!

Wicked lol

[larkin]

Constantly- to my children. "Give me 2 minutes and I'll be there."

[larkin]

....and you Jenna - what's yours ?

[Eve]

I was seeing someone where i used to work and it was a big secret and we didn't want anyone else from work to know.

People started asking questions when they noticed little things so there were a good few white lies thrown about then :)

Also to my mum as she would not have approved! He was always played down as a friend.

[Eve]

Oh..and to my ex fiancee.

I'd found a suspicious lump in my breast and had been worried about it for a few weeks. He knew something was up and I kept saying it was nothing and I was fine as I didn't want to worry him.

He was really funny when he found out and avoided me for days.

[-Zorro-]

Jenna...i want u now

[Eve]

hey there zorro :) how are ya?

[-Zorro-]

not bad jenna...bit peeesed

[SarCaustic]

I think lies of omission are the worst. It can be bad enough to let someone assume the wrong thing, but it gets worse when you let the assumption stand. I tell this lie daily to most people I know...they all think I am something I'm not.

[jipsquithesq]

I spent a year pretending to be special so i could go to the cinema for half price with my 'carer'. They figured it out 6 months in but thought it was funny, in the end i got a job in the cinema in question.