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Headless Rat | 11:58 Thu 10th Aug 2006 | Body & Soul
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Does anyone have really bad jokes??I LOVE them!! Here's one: How do you kill a circus? Go straight for the juggler. Hehe!!

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two elephants fell off a cliff... boom, boom
Two cows talking.
1st cow - i've been artificially inseminated'
2nd cow - really!
1st cow - yea, straight up, no bull
Why was the sand wet? Coz the sea weed :-)
little miss you took my joke "sniff" i've got another one though
Q.what did the fish say when it hit a brick wall.
A. Dam
Q: What do you call a magistrate with no fingers?
A: Justice Thumbs

Dyslexic bloke walks into a bra

Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'your round.' The Other one says 'so are you, you fat b*stard'
did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
he sold his soul to santa.
blind bloke walks into a bar hahahahahah
gets me evry time
two dsylexics sittin in a car one says can you smell petrol
the other replies dont be a **** i cant even spell my name
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what do you call a man who floats on water?

bob.
wat do u call a man with a number plate on his head
reg
cool q headless
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did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac
he stayed up all night pondering the existence of dog

dyslexia rules ko
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What do you call a man that can lift a car?

Jack

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Tickle its Balls
what lives on the bottom of the sea, and trembles?

A nervous Wreck

what do you call a fly with no legs.

a walk.

what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no idea.
what do you call a deer with no eyes and legs?
still no idea.
What do you call a man with a rabbit up is bum?

Warren.

Girl walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre so he gave her one.

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