Really really bad jokes

[Headless Rat]

Does anyone have really bad jokes??I LOVE them!! Here's one: How do you kill a circus? Go straight for the juggler. Hehe!!

[fms]

wat do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head

sister matic

[fms]

wats red and sits in the corner

a naughty bus

[twinkle2]

What do you call a bloke covered in leaves?

Russell
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What do you do if a bird "poo's" on your windscreen

Finish with her
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How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

W ' Jammin'
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He he he
Love it!! x

[jiggy-gb]

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?

'Cos he wanted to see her crack.

[ARSENAL]

Q. What should you do if you find a space man?

A. Park in it man!

[fms]

thats a classic ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Craig007]

2 cows are talking in a field...........

1st Cow : " What do you think of this mad cow disease then? "

2nd Cow " It doesn't bother me, I'm a helicopter! "