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undercovers | 00:51 Wed 24th May 2006 | Body & Soul
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and he's sick of the mess we are making with the earth so he is taking it back - but as you are extra special he has told you that you can keep one country and do what you like with it and the people there... which country would you choose (and he has already said no to the UK and America cos hes throwing them in the bin so any other country) and what would you do?
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ok this is the deal i have got bokiko fuso and robbo can take his pick from england,scotland or wales including the isle of man
Fine by me. Ive taken over Japan and the God headquarters. Your piddly wierd name place is ok as long as you stay on my good side. We can actually storm the UK together if you are up for it
can i have all of south america and rename it the emmalands. then i can be the princess of the emmalands?
dilf! PAY ATTENTION!!! YOU CANT HAVE ANY OF THE UK, ITS IN THE BIN!!! jeeze......read the question would you?!
EXACTLY eminoz. Tsk tsk dilf. Yes you can have south america because I dont want it. Undercovers is gone to bed and Ive already wrecked the God headquarters and Im the daddy of the world now yaayyyyy !
yes you are indeed the queen bee!!!!! now can you deal with my room invaders?
well the impossible I can do- but miracles take a bit longer eminoz ! I think I want south america now. My troops are ready....
NNNNNOOOOooooo......!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!!! YOU CAN NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM!!!! I WILL DEFEND THE EMMALANDS TIL THE DEATH!!!!!!! or at least until 5pm when i shall go home and smoke a bong. then ill get back to defending my crown and country at approximately 930am tomorrow morning, that is unless im late to work......again.
HA HA HA HA HA ! Eminoz your country is part of the spk empire now your too late !! I will give you Geurnsey however. South America was too much for you to handle. And your troops were useless. USELESS you should be ASHAMED !
when im king of britain and bikini fasu you 2 will suffer. if not i'll have south america
America's in the bin too aint it?? I want Australia please, just for the accent and the kangaroos!
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well the map is really confusing now - not sure where anything is - no one can have the UK its been demolished and bits of it used to patch up the mess that the deformed cats made of the rest of the world during spks attack...

Emin you can have south america tho cos you made a good argument - well done you Emmalands will be great i think
Can I have Canada coz it's my homeland? ta muchly x
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done canada is yours - though i will demand a maple syrup bribe to get the paper work through!!

can i have a mixture of two countries? then someone else can have the half i dont use to create their own hybrid country. im having ireland and portugal...sheerly for the fact that the accent would be hilarious haha....its mine all mine mwaa hahahaha

When he binned America did Canada and Mexico bang together?


anyway can I have Israel? I was there last year and those Israeli ladies are beautiful.

well whats left for me . theres nowt left after you greedy gets have carved it up so ill have sothern ireland or the isle of dogs and let that be the end of it.

What will you do with southern Ireland DILF? Im from there originally so I need to check. I cant really invade my own country this might be an issue..

thank you undercovers, i will make sure that the emmalands is the greatest empire of all the world!


dilf PAY ATTENTION, BRITAIN IS BINNED, that includes the isle of dogs! so you can't be king!! sweet jesus! did you get past GCSE's at school?


i think a mix of countries is a good idea if god (ie undercovers) is willing to pick them up and mush them together. in which case can i have the netherlands/switzerland/australia. that way ill have the amsterdam "lifestyle" with the best snowboarding in the world and the hottest guys in the world. yes i should think that would suit me just fine, the laderhosen might be an issue though......

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