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Has Anyone Done A Bowel Screening Test

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emmie | 09:13 Tue 06th Apr 2021 | Body & Soul
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i have been sent a letter from NHS to say they are sending me a kit, is it easy to do, sorry if its early to talk about such matters, but i guess now is as good a time as any..
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sounds horrible but i use a chinese plastic dish to collect the poo, it's much easier to complete the test ,takes about 5 mins
09:16 Tue 06th Apr 2021
ael lol x :-)
"Course they still put a camera up the bum when necessary, ichkeria."

The inspiration for the Arnie classic Colon The Barbarian I believe.
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yes they do, you have to drink 2 litres of this vile liquid first to empty the bowels. it is one of the most awful things i have been through, 3 times now.
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very droll douglas
I knew someone who was "petite", five foot nothing.
She suffered from Crohn's Disease. Someone asked her what it affected.
"The colon"
"Oh, I see.............. or in your case the semi-colon."
You wouldn't want to leave your chinese tray on the bus when delivering your sample .. someone might might not recognize it as a colonoscopy sample and mistake it for a king prawn curry !
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yuck.
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i hope that it just goes in the post.
It's just a small, flat envelope, emmie
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its what i thought. thanks guys, even for some of the funny remarks,
Bowel scope screening ( a camera up the bum)was done as a trial in some areas instead of the poo kit but has been discontinued.
Colonoscopies are still going ahead. Colonoscopies are not done under the bowel screening programme.
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i have had three colonoscopies as i have a form of IBS, been like it for three years now and counting.
Yes, you’ve said emmie, but they’re not, and never have been, part of the bowel screening programme as some seem to think. A different less invasive technique was used but it has been discontinued.
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yes i know.
vagus - is bowel scope screening and colonoscopy not the same as it is a camera up the rectum
Yes, its very easy to do, just follow the instructions. It takes no time at all to do, nothing to worry about.
what kind of results does the kit reveal
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JJ I know what it is.
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looking for abnormalities, blood in the stools,
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blood in the stools could be a possible pre cursor to having bowel cancer.

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