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Smowball | 11:05 Mon 22nd Jul 2019 | ChatterBank
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My best friend has just txt me about her weekend and her non existent sex life and I’ve replied, basically sympathising and agreeing, with a tad more detail....... but I was trying to multi task as I was trying to reply to 3 people at the same time, and I’ve accidentally sent my reply to teen Smow!! And yes he’s read it!!.......
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No, its embarrassing.
It’s always safer to use email. Very hard to mix up replies that way :-)
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Tea cake you can’t leave it like that lol....
Well lets be honest here, you have left us all in a state, by not showing us the text you sent . :)
In a large department store [ C&A ] when we bumped in to a couple of our friends ,we were passing the gents underwear when I spotted a gold lame thong, I picked it up and went to my friends husband who had his back to me and said 'Look ******, just your size as I tried it against his butt,the man turned around and it wasn't our friend, his wife appeared and gave me a real dirty look, lol
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Omg lol!
No chance!
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Oh come on!
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Your son shouldn't be embarrassed - he's just been to Amsterdam , hasn't he ?
I learnt to swim in my mid twenties and was in a shop when a chap said hello to me. I said 'oh hello I didn't recognise you with your clothes on' His wife gave me the most filthy look and my OH was none too pleased either.
In my job... many. It's a matter of sifting through for the ones fit for publication.

Electrical testing can be fraught. You're on your own, making little noise. People forget you're there. Scooting from room to room, several times I've surprised the lady of the house standing in her pants, about to pull up her skirt. It's never like the movies, though. Never any shrieking, just that wonderfully English way of smiling politely .... and never referring to it again.

Lavatories are ripe for embarrassment. One time, I was plastering in the loo, but had to fetch more plaster. Meantime, a woman had snuck in to take care of business.
Well, you can guess. She hadn't locked the door. I got there just before she had a chance to put herself back together.
Never has a trowelful of plaster seemed so redundant. ;o)
A young lady was locked out of her first floor flat in Talbot Square, Paddington. She could access the entrance hall and the stairs to her floor but no keys( left inside) for the front door.
We determined that one of two French windows on the small front balcony belonged to her flat. Like a latter day Romeo I scaled the column supporting the balcony and climbed on to it. I pointed to the French window and again asked the young lady if this was her door to her flat and she assured me it was. I drew my truncheon and smashed the smallest pane of glass in order to reach the key left in the inner lock and opened the door.I could hear a sigh of relief from the happy girl.
I walked straight through the flat, opened the door to the corridor and saw her and my colleague waiting outside the next front door to be opened. Ooooops. Hastily writes a pocket book report and obtains woman's signature to confirm her consent.
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Oh these are fab, keep them coming lol.....
I've told this before on here so apologies if people remember it:

Picture the scene:
I've met a young lady on holiday in Llandudno. I've seen her a couple of times that week and tonight is the last night. I've driven her home (in my mate's bright orange Austin Allegro estate - wgich was embarassing enough in itself). We're 'saying' our goodbyes in the car and I reach into the back seat to get the small teddy bear I've bought her as a memento of our brief but intense liason....and....in stretching I let out a rather large fart.

It kinda killed the moment. As you can imagine.
My life is too dull to have had any embarrassing moments worth speaking of.
Which is, in a way, quite embarrassing ...
I always knew you were just a windbag :P

Most embarrassing that is shareable would be when I was holding two facebook conversations at once: one with my Mum, who'd just mentioned some funny joke or other; and one with a friend of mine, who chose the same moment to let me know that her Uncle had just died.

No prizes for guessing which of the two chats I decided to say "haha!" in.
Mainly involves falling over :-)

Is that when you are sitting down ummmm?
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Oh god Zacs - awkward!

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