Sperm On The Face

[spathiphyllum]

Apparently this is a very good skin care routine, anyone have any first hand experience? It's all the talk in the social at the moment.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6988481/Celebrity-facialist-reveals-youthful-skin-using-SPERM.html

[pixie374]

You'll have to lower your prices, spath ;-)

[spathiphyllum]

LOL, i'm starting off with freebies until we can discover if their is any benefit

[pixie374]

Seeing the appearance of testicles... I doubt it x

[spathiphyllum]

LOL

[Calicogirl]

Yes if I end up with a face like testicles, words will be had :/

[Mamyalynne]

I'd stick with Frisbees in the garden - you don't want to get arrested.

[spathiphyllum]

lol true that Mamy.

[Peter Pedant]

how is it possible my thread on those naughty naughty firemen in Paree lasts three seconds
and this sort of filth is gladly contributed to ?

perhaps answerbannk should be renamed answerspermbank. I have no idea what the modern world is coming to

[mallyh]

i'll stick to oil of olay x

[spathiphyllum]

PP i never saw this paree thread. I think you should email the editorial team to see if it could resurface?

[Peter Pedant]

try
six pompiers soupconnes de viol
as a google subject
not sure how long this post will las....

[Mamyalynne]

I did see your thread Peter and was reading the article, when I came back the thread had gone.

Perhaps typing it in English and not being rude in the preamble to other members may have helped.

[andres]

'reveals-youthful -looking -skin'? Where is it? Underneath all that make-up that gets plastered on top?

[gollob]

I often wondered why so many men have such good facial skin Perhaps this is the reason

[-SharonA-]

Lol gollob, a little night cream!!

[jno]

ah, PP, you'll remember French President Faure died during oral congress - Clemenceau remarked "Il voulait être César, il ne fut que Pompée"

[Tashi]

Seems to be beneficial, not had any complaints.

[albaqwerty]

why are babies born wrinkled?

[Arksided]

Alba, some Mothers can't iron.

[Mamyalynne]

Not all do Alba.

Explained here.

https://www.healthline.com/health/pregnancy/vernix-caseosa#1