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ferlew | 10:10 Tue 31st Dec 2013 | Body & Soul
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Following on from mikey444's post, why are all fairies female?
How can we have new ones, if there are no male fairies?
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Fairies aren't born though........on a warm sultry evening a gentle breeze blows across a dandelion clock and the florets drift away into the long, soft grass. At midnight, as the church clock strikes, a moonbeam strokes the little seeds and they turn into fairies.....
10:47 Tue 31st Dec 2013
I could give you the answer but it may be seen as homophobic ;-)
have you ever read true blood? The fairies in that are male and female
RATTER.......I was going to post something similar......but had not the courage to hit the submit button.
Its the bees . They pollinate the flowers and we get Flower Fairies.
It's ^
parthenogenisis
Fairies aren't born though........on a warm sultry evening a gentle breeze blows across a dandelion clock and the florets drift away into the long, soft grass.

At midnight, as the church clock strikes, a moonbeam strokes the little seeds and they turn into fairies.....☺

////How can we have new ones, if there are no male fairies?////

Perhaps virgin birth is more common than we thought !
See, it is the bees.
Of course, Tilly....no bees....no flowers....no fairies...

It's nice in our world, isn't it?......♥
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Are you still in a state of shock Gness? ;)
Gness, I just read out your reply to O H and he said whose that from, the drunken Irish woman, lol! Don't shoot the messenger. xx
Nope........two hot toddies and Scooby bloody Doo was but a distant memory, Ferlew.

All well with you?.....Hope 2014 is good for you and MrF...x
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You too, thanks.
Well a least he didn't say....short, drunken, Irish woman....give him a hug from me...xx
Cupid, neither gness nor I need to be drunk to see fairies.They are just a feature of our nice, little world.
Tilly, if you pick dandelions you'll wet the bed, lol!
Oh, that's what does it!
When MrG had his transplant the kidney didn't work straight away...often happens but weeks later it still wasn't working and the doctors were giving up on it.

I begged some lovely dandelion leaves from next door and chopped them in a salad......that night he started peeing for Ireland.....☺

The experts at the hospital had all sorts of reasons for its sudden spring into life.....fools!

I knew the real reason.....☻☻☻.....magic!!!

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