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Fowler | 22:15 Thu 17th Feb 2005 | Arts & Literature
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Im looking for a funny poem or a short extract from a novel for my wedding. Its for a cheeky male friend to read at the end of the ceremony can anyone help?

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This was the one the best man did at my wedding, you may have to change some of the words

'she said (insert grooms name) my dear, it has been over two years and to Wed you I am more than willing'

Through trembling lip, wallet held in iron grip, he said

'Will it cost me more than a shilling?'

It was later that night over angel delight, through a haze of tonic and gin, that the sight of her prunes fair made him swoon and he decided that she was for him.

It was later that night as he swung from the light wearing only a piece of fox fur, the sight of his brush fair made her blush and she decided that he was for her!

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