Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy.
However, that's not the case.
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I've been asked to join a swingers club, but I'm a little nervous.
I haven't been on a swing since I was nine.
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Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the nightclub roof was not a bouncer.
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I have decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing.
It will definitely spice up my autobiography.
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