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Theland | 20:22 Tue 17th Mar 2020 | Arts & Literature
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As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.

You got any to make us smile?
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A face like a collision mat.

Looked like a cross between a doormat and a gridiron.
00:38 Wed 18th Mar 2020
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You're about as *** *** as a *** with a *** on a ***, you *** *** piece of ***.
00:44 Wed 18th Mar 2020
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Couldn't organise a *** up in a brewery.
00:49 Wed 18th Mar 2020
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I could. I did. After being made redundant in 1981, worked in a Merseyside brewery for six months.
When we did the late shift, every night was party night.
I'm proud of my CV :-)
03:59 Wed 18th Mar 2020
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If his brains were made of dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his hat off !
04:07 Wed 18th Mar 2020
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He can brighten up a room by leaving it!
04:08 Wed 18th Mar 2020
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Is the pope a catholic?
He's thick as f###
He's ugly as f###
He's p#### as a phart.
04:55 Wed 18th Mar 2020
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He's black as the ace of spades.
04:57 Wed 18th Mar 2020

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