changing room nudists

[joggerjayne]

There seem to be 5 types of women in the gym changing room ...

1. The Prudes

Come out of the gym, gather up their clothes, vanish into a little cubicle, emerge magically changed.

2. The Wrappers

Wander round the changing room wrapped around them like a little dress.

3. The Swimsuiters

Keep a swimsuit in their bags, a dn put their swimsuit on to have a shower (obviously the weirdest group).

4. The Nudists

Strip off, wander round the changing room with everything out. If they have a towel, it's probably round their necks.

5. The Homers

Finish in the gym, then gather up their things and go home, to clean up in private.



Have I missed any categories ?



Which one are you ?



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[cazzz1975]

yes you missed out

The Oglers:
take an age to get dressed as to busy staring at everyone else, excuses are always non sexual.

[craft1948]

I'm the one with the camera......

[B00]

6) The Sane Ones

The people who wouldn't dream of entering a gym in the first place and actually paying to use instruments of torture.

(I fall into that category)

[joggerjayne]

I like "sherman" ... LOL

Is that like a Barclays ?

I'll watch out for the Oglers, cazzz.

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craft ... hope it's waterproof !!

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[sn�gs]

6. The JJs

Stands butt naked right in the middle of the changing room with arms crossed for all to see... giving out 'wtf you lookin at' glares to the more timid... before warming up with a few energetic star jumps, bend overs and squat thrusts... before disappearing into the bog, along with a towel and some kind of strange battery operated device, whilst ''kaaw-kaww''ing like a seagull...

[joggerjayne]

LOL Boo ...

=0D



and snags ... ROFL ... how did you know ???



Love,
Seagull
x

[mccfluff]

i'm with boo now but used to be a homer - well whats the point in showerng and freshening up for the half hour hike home???

[joggerjayne]

Hey, Fluffy ... x

Ooh, that could be a category ... The Fluffies ...

... who are conspicuously in desparate need of a trip to the salon.



I was going to say, when I come out of the gym I can hardly walk to the car ... I'd be no good trying to walk half an hour home.

LOL



Love,
Seagull
x

[Naomicorlett]

I am a wrapper.......unless the showers are cold ( again) then I am a homer. But I do like my caffeine and chat after a class so not very often a homer. My gym used to give out towels but we have to hire them now and sign them in and out....like I want to steal their poxy thin towels anyway!

[joggerjayne]

Hi, Naomi ... I'm with you on the coffee.

You must have had a spate of towel theft !



Love,
Seagull
x

[Naomicorlett]

What me stealing the towels ?? !! Or the the gym having towels stolen??

[joggerjayne]

LOL LOL

I meant, of course, that the gym must have had a load of towels going missing.

I quite like using the gym towels. At least you can dump it in the basket, instead of taking a wet towel home.



Love,
Seagull
x

[Naomicorlett]

Yes I do as well but at a �1 a pop it can cut into my spends on the important things in life....wine, wine and more wine. I just fling my damp towel over the passenger seat in the car and let it dry there. ( yeah ****...I know)

[Naomicorlett]

Oh!! I have been starred out for the first time ...I didn't know sl*t was a dirty word..

[joggerjayne]

Yes, that's different. I don't pay for towels. If I had to pay, then I'd take my own as well.

But leaving it to dry on the car seat ... Naomi, purleeez !!

(you could at least put it on the dashboard, and turn the hot air on, LOL)



Love,
Seagull
x

[pericat]

Hi seagull - I prefer the alpha jollies - who go to a luxury spa and finish with a sauna, swim and massage - no stinky ol gym gym for us alphas

[joggerjayne]

Hiya, Alpha Jolly pericat ...

That sounds fab.

Although ... my gym isn't stinky.



Love,
Seagull
Fellow Alpha Jolly
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