Swiss Eat Cats!

[Zacs-Master]

And dogs, apparently
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/30205410?ocid=socialflow_twitter

[EcclesCake]

Is that bad?

[237SJ]

Three per cent of them do. There is a good chance that 3 per cent of the UK population who go out for a takeaway do as well (but they don`t know it)

[Prudie]

I'm very surprised.I thought the Swiss were very uptight and pristine, not the types to eat pets.

[agchristie]

Tabbylerone.

[wolf63]

After an evening enduring Frankie meowing repeatedly and nagging me I think that a little break in Switzerland may be a good idea. His sister an I will, of course, miss him. :-)

[Old_Geezer]

Are these cats & dogs, pets ?

It seems hypocritical to accept the eating of one species of animal and not another. At least these two would have some meat on them.

[douglas9401]

Somebody's misunderstood Kit Kat as a ready meal.

[Zacs-Master]

You see. Dig below that veneer of sanitised streets and punctual transport systems and it's a seething mass of feline munching barbarians.

[237SJ]

When I used to regularly go to Switzerland years ago, I was surprised to find that Zurich had highest AIDS rate in Europe. Things aren`t always what they appear.

[Old_Geezer]

Are you suggesting they get it from the cats & dogs ?

[237SJ]

No. They got it from drugs.

[agchristie]

M-cat?

[FrogNog]

A cat is a mammal, a cow is a mammal. The difference is cultural I suppose.

[237SJ]

A human is a mammal. I`m not sure that I would want to eat one though.

[jno]

Frognog, the difference is that one is small and purrs and one is big and goes moo. They're easily distinguished even when it's quite dark :-)

[DTCwordfan]

They do have the Dignitas folk to feed, you know....

[DTCwordfan]

Given sunny dave's contribution on animals, anything is possible.....this is a hoot.

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1381956.html

[FrogNog]

jno, this one is small, this one is far away.

[Caran]

When I was young I remember a Chinese restaurant being done for selling cat or dog in their dishes. I think they were called Ping Hong.

[DTCwordfan]

It tastes like chicken, it's quite common in the Middle East and used to masquerade for chicken. Dog is a darker meat, more akin to pork and very common in Vietnam, Macau and South-west China. It's rather shocking to see the way that they cage them and I won't describe the bondage position that they use on the poor beasties.