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Animal jokes
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A bird walked into a bar but could not be served with alcohol. Why was this?
He was a minor bird!
What kind of snake would you find on a building site?
A boa constructor!
What kind of birds would you find in a church?
Birds of pray!
What is a dog's favourite means of transport?
Bark and ride!
What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack cocaine!
What did the cob say to the pen on a lake?
Nothing as they were both mute swans!
He was a minor bird!
What kind of snake would you find on a building site?
A boa constructor!
What kind of birds would you find in a church?
Birds of pray!
What is a dog's favourite means of transport?
Bark and ride!
What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack cocaine!
What did the cob say to the pen on a lake?
Nothing as they were both mute swans!
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