Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there’s a dog.

[Chipchopper]

Get your taco

[Hopkirk]

You're getting my toga

[emmie]

i dik you not....

[1ozzy]

^^said the bishop to the nun^^

[Patsy33]

Wondering if there's a dog?!..
Wash your mouth out with soup!