inappropriate on-hold music

[slinky.kate]

when a guy had head lice and phoned for an appointment with the nit nurse,when he was put on hold the music was kylie monogue's cant get you out of my head. a few more examples are
a male cosmetic surgery clinic-first cut is the deepest
a sexual performance help line-it only takes a minute
an STD.clinic- the clapping song

[factor-fiction]

True story- the call centre at which I used to work used to play "you keep me hanging on" by The Supremes

[Bobbisox]

katie you are a tonic !

[slinky.kate]

bobbi i'm trying to cheer you up,get your thinking cap on????

[boxtops]

999 - Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire

[slinky.kate]

oh boxtops you are naughty ,but funny'

[Bobbisox]

Alcoholics Anonymous...I belang ta Glasgea

[slinky.kate]

the shoe shop-these boots are made for walking

[boxtops]

A serious note - Samaritans: He ain't heavy, he's my brother....

[boxtops]

British Rail Lost Property: My Boomerang won't come back

[slinky.kate]

funeral parlour--'get happy'
police station-- mack the knife
infectious disease clinic-i've got you under my skin.

[cazzz1975]

phone call to relate- d.i.v.o.r.c.e - tammy wynette or stand by your man- tammy wynette

[wolf63]

Banks (asking for loan) - "Hit the road Jack/Susan/Tom"

[slinky.kate]

gamblers anonymous-i who have nothing

[joeluke]

Radio Cumbria got reprimanded for insensitively playing 'Stayin Alive' by The Bee Gees after announcing that there was a gunman on the loose during Derrick Bird's killing spree.

The song was probably scheduled to be played in the playlist that morning but I'm sure someone could have spotted it and changed the track

[Bobbisox]

hey joe,,,thank you x

[joko]

crematorium - burn baby burn, disco inferno (well basically loads of songs that mention fire really)

funeral home - highway to hell or going underground by the jam

[slinky.kate]

missing persons-i still havent found what i'm looking for
dentists-make me smile(come up and see me)
opticains-i can see clearly now