Snooker And Tennis.......

10ClarionSt | 08:36 Fri 29th Apr 2022 | ChatterBank

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.......are probably the only sports where the participants get a round of applause for having had a slash.

Player leaves arena for "comfort break".

Player returns, to loud applause. That was well done! Hope you didn't leave it in a mess.

Anyway, it's no wonder the snooker players are always dodging out for a leak. They never stop drinking that Chinese water. Why drink that stuff? They must be getting paid to drink it, surely? Safety shot. Drink of water. Safety shot. Drink of water. Safety shot. Drink of water. Hold on! Time for a leak! Player returns to great applause! Well done, Ray! Well done! Could there be a maximum (comfort) break on the way?

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1ozzy

Awe come on old mate,,
,,tell us what sport you like?

My breath is baited...

10ClarionSt

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I like snooker and tennis.

1ozzy

Sort of figured that,,
,,anything else?

douglas9401

There's a good book out called Sponsorship In Sport: How It Works.

Available on Amazon I'd guess.

Nipping off to the bog is just the equivalent of the smoke break.

1ozzy

I like rugby league and touch footy, only because some of my offspring play those games.

10ClarionSt

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I think you're drifting away from the OP, which was made tongue in cheek. Anyway, Kabaddi's a good watch. Sort of Roller Derby without the skates!

10ClarionSt

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Maybe, Douglas, but did anyone ever get a round of appluase for having a fag, as opposed to having a slash?!