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Is it basically just a tin of Heinz spaghetti minus the spaghetti?
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Out shopping yesterday I saw a very pregnant young lady with a huge T shirt on, the slogan on the front said 'I SHOULD HAVE DANCED ALL NIGHT' made me smile. Has anyone seen an appropriate T shirt too....
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The wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little negligee she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband and says, "Honey, do you remember this?" He looks up at...
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This morning somewhere in Africa a gazelle woke up and thought, if I don't run faster than the fastest lion today I will be eaten . This morning somewhere in Africa a lion woke up and thought ,if I...
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The British Government has refused proper health care to many elderly citizens due to their advancing years. It is a worrying problem for many but help is at hand. Join the new free care plan today....
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Women ! They just don't have the same sense of humour.
My missus didn't find it nearly as funny as I did when I replaced one of
her tampons with a party popper....
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Would now be a good time to tell the likes of S.Gerrard, F.Lampard, R.Ferdinand.and ALL other players over a certain age (say 22 or 23 ) that they are no longer needed for the England Team. That way...
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I was shopping in Waitrose this morning and I noticed a woman shoplifting, I witnessed her put a tin of salmon and a tin of crab into her bag & zip it up. I didn't know what to do, my husband said...
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'I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for pensioners. I bent, twisted,...
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“Did you hear about the spectator who managed to get into the England dressing room after the Algeria game?” “Everything was a bit tense until they realised it was Emile...
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Three guys are captured by a tribe of natives in a far off land. They are brought before the tribal leader who gives them a choice. He says, "what will you have, death or bunga?". The first...
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I'm a woman and not supposed to know anything about THE game, but HEY! I even know that was NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
Or am I talking a load of "%(*%$£+%!£(*&" ??
jem....
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I meet a guy 4 weeks ago, went on a date with him and we got on really well. On the second date we had sex i began to like him even more. I meet him for the third time yesterday and after we had sex...
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Tonight live on I.T.V. 7.30 pm. England v Algeria. Except for T.V. regions in Scotland , Wales & Ireland which will be showing a special edition of " Wish you were here".
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You give £2 a month to a hungry African and what do they do.....
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Buy a fu****g trumpet ! ! !...
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A brunette goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a black pair of ankle boots and a black pair of gloves. The judge asked her what she had come as . The woman lifts the palms of her hand up...
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The time of the big kick off against the USA tomorrow has been changed to 1939 - no doubt the Yanks will turn up late at 1941 and try and claim victory yet again ! ! ! !
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