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Has anyone else noticed that the word "yes" Isn't used much anymore ?. While I was listening to an interview on radio 4 recently I heard the word "Absolutely " used fourteen times...
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Can anybody tell me the name of the song that Michael Palin attempted to sing with the Russian sailors on his program "Full circle". Thank you.
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I've started reading Harry Potter but I think it's a bit far fetched.I can buy the fact that magic exists and that there could be such things as unicorns and wizards. But come on a ginger kid with two...
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I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm guessing she was poor, she only had 86p in her purse.
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Manchester united midfielder Park Ji Sung says a dog is not just for Christmas. . . It's also for sandwiches on Boxing Day !.
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How many years has Pat Rice been with Arsenal.?.
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since it started snowing all my wife has done is look through the bloody window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.
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Do you remember a rock and roll group called " Darts ". Their hits included Daddy Cool, Boy from New York city, and The Duke of Earl. Do you know what they are doing now ?.
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I bought the wife a gas mask for her birthday. It's bloody great when she puts it on to have sex .There are three distinctive advantages .She looks better,I can't smell her bad breath and ... when I...
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The homeless people are now selling a product to the people who masturbate too much ....... It's called the Big Tissue.......
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My wife's been missing a week now ........The police have told me to prepare for the worst........So I've been back to the charity shop to get all her clothes back .
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Nintendo have brought out a new game where a 14 year old boy runs around the streets of Glasgow smashing cars, stabbing people and robbing houses. It's called Wii Bastard....
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This Rooney hating has gone too far ! .I'm outside Old Trafford and there's a bloke burning small effigies of Rooney and selling them to fans. Oh ! hang on ...... It's a baked potato stand !.
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A man has been rushed to hospital after a bizarre sex game went wrong leaving him with six toy horses stuck up his @rse.Doctors have described his condition as " stable "
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A new inscription has been carved below the statue of John Lennon at Liverpool airport. The old inscription "Above us only sky" has been replaced by " below us only Wolves and West Ham...
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Has anyone been watching the news and seen the footage of those people getting rescued from their great ordeal ?. It's great to see their grubby little faces and the faint glimmer of hope that all...
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My favorite advert is the one for plastic windows.... you know....... "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE, I SAID BUY ONE GET ONE FREE" .My wife can't stand the sight of him.
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How long before the points on someone's licence are no longer valid ?.
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Before that date we had Pounds,shillings & pence. (£. s. d.). If pound = £ shilling = s why the "d" for pence ,surely it should have been "p"....
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New to channel 4 next week !. Coming live and uninterrupted from Chile, 33 contestants, 4 months, 1 cave . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....

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