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I don't know who invented the halal meat slicer . . . . . . . .but I bet Abu Hamza had a hand in it !.
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My Wife has just had one of those "near death experiences". . . . . . She thought she could hoover up while the football was on.
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I have a limited access cash ISA and a 1year fixed ISA.Can my wife have an ISA or are we limited to how many ISA's we can have per household?.
Thank you....
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I went into town the other day and saw a sign in a cafe window.CHICKEN DINNERS 20p. so I went in. "is that right?" I said "chicken dinners 20p" "It sure is" the waitress...
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A bloke says to his wife "my @rsehole is really burning and I've no idea what it is"."ring sting" his wife says.The bloke replies "how the feck will he know"?
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My wife and kids are leaving me, It's because
of my addiction to horse racing. I can see them
at the gate now . . . . . .and their off....
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The wife has a nickname for me.strawberry.
Apparently,it's because I'm nice and sweet.
I have a nickname for my wife.blueberry.It's
because she's the size of a hill....
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Today is National premature ejaculation day . . . . . . .It was supposed to be tomorrow but . . . . . . . . ..
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My Wife and kids are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing. They're at the gate now . . . . . . .and they're off !.
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I went to Switzerland to commit supervised suicide. I arrived just in time for a welcome breakfast.The b@stards were serving feckin Cheerio's.
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My doctor has advised me to start doing something that gets me out of the pub now and again........So I've taken up smoking.
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Why do we say "pipped at the post"?.
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Can anyone tell me the title of a book, that will have the origin of some old phrases and sayings?. (touch wood,three sheets to the wind ect. )Thank you.
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Imagine when men and women are together maybe at a football match and a near miss happens,like a striker missing a penalty. All the men will put their hands on their heads and all the women will put...
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1. Does the saying "pull the other leg, it's got bells on" have anything to do with court jesters .If not where does the saying come from?. 2. When and why did people start to...
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What do you call a septic cat ?. - - - - - - - Puss .
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I've just bought some of that new 007 Viagra. . . . . .
It makes you roger more ! ....
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If Yorkshire is the shire of York,Worcestershire is the shire of Worcester & Lincolnshire is the shire of Lincoln. Where the hell is Hamp & Berk ?
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