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Everyone must be watching the sharks
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The Gas men have been all day repairing a gas main and have just knocked the top off the water main I've just spoken to the water man and he said it would be fixed in an hour IF they have the part
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose,still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour,surgical procedure. A young blonde student nurseappears...
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Add to this the fact that there would be unavoidable delays in the chimney, where the Bob Vila-like Santa would stop to inspect and repoint bricks in the flue. He would also need to check for carbon...
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I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could...
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I thought I'd just drop a couple of cards off before I go out one for the boys and one for the girls http://tinypic.com/i2pymd.jpg http://tinypic.com/i2py00.jpg
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A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads...Dear Wife,I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the GrandHotel with my beautiful and sexy...
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A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is - so he does not tell them....
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I finished putting my Christmas light up outside today ready for the big switch on I was wondering if I sent a bus around for you would you switch them on for me? Thank you in anticipation ;-D X
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If you want a cat that runs after your cursor on your desk top download this or at least love at this site http://www.catslikefelix.co.uk/
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Is Peri alright I haven't seen her on here only once since her holidays? she must have all seven cases unpacked by now
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A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting...
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Does anyone know a fruit beginning with the letter N ?
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I have just been out in the cold to get this just for you X http://tinypic.com/hvs687.jpg
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A young man takes his Nan to the social for a evening out, They got settled in the Club and she decides she wants to get some Bingo tickets, She tells her grandson where she was going, He asks while...
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