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http://tinypic.com/ib9kjm.gif Have the BEST one yet X
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In a case of "one thing leading to another", seven men, aged 18-27 years, received jail sentences of 3-4 years each in Kingston-On-Thames, England in 1979, after a fight that started when one of the...
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A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a river near Naples, Italy in 1983. He managed to break out a window, climb out, and swim to shore -- where a tree blew over and killed...
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Just testing
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Did you come home from work in the same cheerful mood OR did the bus change that?
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Some prat is letting fireworks off outside I'll open the window to see if you can hear them
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Got what you want but it will have to be late tonight and you'd better take a quick look before it goes
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These are actual police officer quotes collected from numerous people stopped for moving traffic violations."If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.""The handcuffs are tight because they're new....
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After thirty-five years of marriage, Bernie is lying on his deathbed and with a tear in his eye he says "Annabel before I die I have to tell you something". She replies "Yes, yes dear anything what is...
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Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it...
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. 'Cuz the cat had pounced on him and tore him apart- Ate his mousey intestines And chewed up...
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READ IMMEDIATELY AND PASS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW ! Someone is sending out a very cute screen saver of the Budweiser Frogs. If you download it, you will lose everything! Your hard drive will crash and...
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My better half as just brought me a very large brandy So cheers girls and boy have a great night
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He laid her on the table. So white clean and bare.His forehead wet with beads of sweat. He rubbed her here and there.He touched her neck and then her breast.And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit...
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