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A gay,an alcoholic and a chronic smoker go to a health clinic. The doctor says if they indulge one more time they will die. On the way home from the health clinic the alcoholic sees a bar, has one...
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Has he had the sack yet and if not why not ?.
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My Meerkat has arrived, it has come all the way from Meerkovo and her name is Maiya.
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The ITit will cost £499 TO £699, depending on cup size and speaker size. This is a major social...
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tonyav
Following on from Tilly's thread, what do you miss from your Teenage years ?
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I thought it was supposed to be a nice sunny day today, but where i live it is very foggy ( Walsall, West Midlands ). Whats it like where you live ?.
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Sky sport have announced that Tuesday nights Premier league match at Villa park has been postponed.
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tonyav
The wife gave me 50 quid and
told me to go out and buy
something that makes her look
sexy...... should have seen her
face when i come home p!ssed !?!...
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tonyav
The wife said to me yesterday '' I bet you can't go one day without cracking a joke about my periods ''
I said '' your on ''...
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tonyav
Statistics show 25% of women in
the country are on medication
for mental illness. That's scary...
75% of the mad b@stards are
running about on no medication
at all....
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tonyav
My new Thai girlfriend says that
having a small penis won't affect
our relationship.
Whether she's right or not, i'd
prefer it if she didn't have one
at all....
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tonyav
Bloody hell, the Dingles have just had a mauling. Lost 5 - 1 at home to the Baggies. Any bets on Mick Mccarthy getting the sack tomorrow.
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tonyav
Two women talking.
'Do you look at your husband's
face when you have sex ?'
'I did once and he looked really
angry.'
'Why angry ?.
'Because he was watching from the window.'...
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tonyav
I held the door open for a
gorgeous blonde in the pub last
night.
My wife said, '' You've never held
the door open for me.''
I said, '' what about the time you threatened to leave.''...
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My wife was motified when her PIP breast implant ruptured and beganslowly leaking industrial grade silcone ! However, she's now had her nipples pierced and we've been able to seal around the bath,...
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Kenny, Wenger, Fergie,Rednapp and Boas sitting in a pub. Wenger goes up and buys the first round of drinks. Boas the second, Rednapp the third, Fergie the fourth. Kenny buys the next but Fergie...
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The wife just bought a Shar Pei puppy bitch, she's a horrible thing with roll after roll of fat and a big slobbery mouth. The puppy's cute though.
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tonyav
He has died of non Hodgkins lymphoma.
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tonyav
Has had to go back under its bridge. !
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tonyav
got any personal superstitions, here's one of my wife's. If she should get up in the night to go to the loo, she thinks that she has to be back in bed before the toilet has finished it's flush. Weird...
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