Smowball
A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. He sits down and soon another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty." "This...
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Smowball
I saw an inflatable ATM machine today.
The screen said "Please do not enter PIN".........
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Smowball
Just wondering how many cups of tea(or coffee) you normally drink a day? I was speaking to a woman the other day who said she has up to 30 cups a day!! That seems a ridiculously high amount. I dont...
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Smowball
I was once bitten on the bum by a German Shepherd, but he apologised afterwards, and even introduced me to his dog.......
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Smowball
My face has been really really itchy since yesterday - it is driving me mad. Mainly my nose, but my cheeks as well. Have taken anti-histamine but not really done much good. Havent changed soap/shower...
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Smowball
If you are in, say, a restaurant, and have bad service, or bad food, do you complain? Or do you just resolve not to go back there? Same goes for buying things. if you buy a food item and you aren't...
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Smowball
A very loud,greasy,obese,unattractive,tattooed,welfare dependant,chav woman walked into ASDA with her 2 kids,yelling obsceneties at them all the way through the entrance. The ASDA greeter said...
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Smowball
Police are hunting the 'Knitting Needle Nutter', who stabbed 6 people in the backside recently.
They believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern........
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Smowball
I got really emotional at the petrol station this morning.
Don't know why, I just started filling up...........
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Smowball
I have a laptop, and I also have a Blackberry mobile fone. I receive and read/send my emails on both. Last night I was on my laptop and decided to have a bit of a clean up of my hotmail account so I...
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Smowball
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2291324/Child-bridegroom-Eight-year-old-boy-marries-61-year-old-woman-dead-ancestors-told-tie-knot.html
The mind boggles........
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Smowball
Just settled down to watch the 1st episode from last week which I set to record on Sky - and it hasnt recorded,grrrrr......
Is this repeated anywhere, or have I missed the repeat as well?...
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Smowball
I took them out of the freezer yesterday, to have today, but nobody is hungry. Will they keep till tomorrow or do I have to throw them?
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Smowball
My wonderful mum died 4 years ago, the day before Mothers Day, aged just 59 from breast cancer, and so going round the shops today getting a card for myMIL was hard. So just wanted to say to really...
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Smowball
I was diagnosed with this in right foot 2 years ago, and due to extreme pain in walking I had to go to doctor again today and she suspects I also have it in right foot too, along with tendonitis. She...
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Smowball
Has anybody ever unexpectedly seen themselves in a magazine/paper/brochure? A friend of mine got a pile of holiday brochures and was flicking through one when she saw a photo of her and her kids on...
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Smowball
Genuine ones, please. Woman finds cheap unknown mobile phone in hubby's inside pocket of suit. Never seen it before. Hubby has v expensive fone. Turns fone on - is in silent mode. All numbers/txts...
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Smowball
A drunk was brought into a police station. He pounded his fists on the counter and shouted: " Why have I been brought here?!!" The sargeant said " You've been brought here for drinking Sir". The drunk...
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Smowball
Anobody else watch this last night? What did you think? Its on again tonight, and rest of week I think. I thought it was quite good, slight change from the usual.
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Smowball
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in our family. Me, my mum Brenda, my dad John, big brother Colin and little brother Ho-Chi Hua.
My money's on Colin........
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