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I am trying to remember the title of a novel I read some years ago. The plot concerns a person (female I think) who owns some kind of old tower/castle. Another person turns up with a view to renting...
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It's Mrs R's birthday tomorrow and I've just wrapped some presents. You would think they've been done by an arthritic baboon with DTs. I have never been able to wrap presents neatly ~ not even easy...
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but what pets have you got, are they obedient, naughty etc? I have a black labrador called Hudson. He is a very affectionate dog and loves everyone and could eat for England. (Why do I sense rabbits...
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It's been cr*p so far. Builders arrived at house next door, had to get up and move my car. Then they put up scaffolding at the rear of the house and I can't open my back door. Now they are doing the...
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I await today's gnomic utterance.
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Please can anybody tell me how to stop AB sending me an e-mail every time an answer is posted?
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In a recent thread whiffey was accused of being a t*t who makes stupid remarks. Just like to say that I totally disagree with this. Anyone who finds his remarks stupid is probably too dim to...
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Whiffey, I'm appointing you to escort Miss Bates. I get Emma.
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Any job-related funny stories? Fellow asks for a day off to attend his grandfather's 100th birthday A few weeks later he asks for time off to attend Grandad's wedding . . . Boss: But he's 100 years...
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Never apply for a job as a lock-keeper on the alimentary canal.
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AB ED ~ please could you add another category to the reasons for reporting a question; something along the lines of inane, pointless, gratuitously crude.
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Have the patients taken over the asylum?
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The street party went ahead last night despite the weather (chucking it down). There was so much food that nobody wanted my hot-dogs so I got the hump and retired to my kitchen, cooked four and ate...
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It did not happen this time! Yet see my question below, on rubbish performers. Not an apostrophe to be seen!
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When I post a question I use apostrophes where necessary, but when it appears on CB they have disappeared. This does not seem to happen to other people. Testing ~ it's i've I'm he's
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Morning all ~ off shopping soon, we're having a street party tonight and I'm going to upset Jamie Oliver by cooking hot-dogs (not that he's invited). Here's a thought; Norah Jones ~ lovely voice, but...
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There was a question earlier asking what career you wish you had chosen. How about telling us the most unpleasant job you have found yourself in. MIne was teaching; it should be a great job but it...
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I've noticed that the longer I roam around AB the slower my computer runs. Can I do anything to prevent this?
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I've been in AB for a monnth and I've only just noticed that the ads on the right of the screen seem take their cue from keywords in the threads. I mentioned "loft conversion" in a post earlier and...
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Just read the Ward-Minter and the nuns saga. Highly amusing; I thought W-M would NEVER get it . Anyone else know a joke they didn't understand at first hearing? Here's one that puzzles some people. A...
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