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An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at...
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Several times today when I have clicked on a topic in Answerbank ,usually Technology, a log in screen appears for UKnetguide. I have done the usual security checks which have found nothing amiss....
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An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told...
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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't...
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I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my...
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before...
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Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent...
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I am trying to diagnose (long distance) an oil leak on a 2003 Vauxhall Corsa 1.2. Could someone advise me of the location of the oil pressure switch on this model. Many thanks in advance Paul
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Anyone else had recent problems with AVG 8 the free version. After a couple of months of working fine I switched on today and the e-mail scanner would not function. Did a google and looked at AVG...
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Any one else had problems with recent updates for the Zone Alarm firewall free edition. A few days ago I downloaded updates and a few hours later the pc rebooted when browsing. It did it again...
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I have both a video recorder and a DVD recorder and yesterday I was out and left the video recorder on timer. Later I returned home and the recording had not been made.Thinking I had made an error I...
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