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mr. piper

If possible i would like anyone that read my post concerning my friend being assaulted go back and read what i have written, or if you need to rub salt in the wound, don't bother.

mr. piper

## number crunch!

If you needed to add all the numbers from 0 to x you can do it by pairing i.e. 1 to 100 is 100+1=101,2+99=101 3+98=101 and so forth then multiply 101 by the number of pairs - 50.so the total is 5050....

mr. piper

## Othello?

If you know the game "Othello" you will know how it works, well some time ago i was playing with a mate when for some reason neither of us could go, with plenty of spaces left, this was to me very...

mr. piper

## Terrible thing to happen!!!

A while ago, i asked the ladies on the AB how they could justify wearing short skirts. Someone did seem to think i was a pervert, nevertheless the girl friend of mine that made me ask the question,...

mr. piper

## Hitchhikers guide

Has anyone noticed in the film, i have just watched, that when they are queing up to see the vogon clerk, in the queue there is a robot that is shown in view a couple of times with a square head. I am...

mr. piper

If, and this is hypothetical, you were travelling in a car at 100mph, and you fired a projectile in the same direction at 100mph, it would, relative to an onlooker be travelling at 200mph, ok? Then if...

mr. piper

## What did i find in my Underpants?

Well i was shocked at first to find a steering wheel in my boxers, it was ok initially but now it is Driving Me Nuts!!!!

mr. piper

## When is it all gonna stop?????

I must say i am totally wracked off with people who may or may not be what they say they are, being antagonistic, rude and only in it to disrupt the SQ. I would hope that ABer's worth their salt would...

mr. piper

Having been away for a week i would like to know if that cheeky little nerd DEESEL has been saying naughty words again, or has he been kicked to death by his own lack of charisma and courage?

mr. piper

## for men only!!

if you are not male do not read this !!!!

mr. piper

## What a let down!

Typical to form, i have been told that because my eyesight is not 100% or close i cannot have my flying lessons. I have been looking forward to these lessons for ages, i was told i would pass medical...

mr. piper

## say what?

Who said? "OH GLOBBITS!"

mr. piper

## Silly names!!

Have you got a pet name for your loved ones that is  embarrassing to tell of? I used to call my ex "sugardrawers" Jeez! Attilla would be more apt in her case! Come on don't be shy this could be...

mr. piper

## Crap hoover!!

It is official, after long periods of consideration, endless pieces of gaffer tape, jubilee clips and perseverence, i can now say without fear of contradiction that my hoover SUCKS! But not in the...

mr. piper

## the good food guide!!

If i am abroad, i always try the local food, no matter what is in it. I have eaten lizard, rat and cat. Not in any quantity, i have had meat cooked on dung loads of times camel, goat and lamb etc. But...

mr. piper

## Stop Thief!

Ok. i know this might be a little bit spooky to have to answer, but, have you, when you were younger stolen anything, from a shop or similar and got caught? I don't want anyone to reveal their...

mr. piper

If you know the character "Eight Ace" He can't stop himself from drinking what appears to be a local cheap beer called 8 ace. Is this a geordie delicacie? or fictional?

mr. piper

## that old cow!!!

I was a little perturbed about moaning on about the old harpy. I have written to the director, although i didn't stick the boot in too much, i would have that day, we will see what they say.TA!!!

mr. piper

## What mobile you got?

What mobile you got, i have to have a brick to press the buttons, so i have a Nokia 3410 and i am happy with it.