moonraker558
Up and at em, Spring is in the air, Birds are nesting, The sun is on the way up, I'm in the mood for love....... What's to be miserable about? It's a great life and ...............Bugger my bottle is...
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moonraker558
Don't she look better now.
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moonraker558
Hey old gal fancy a night out...
http://www.bic.co.uk/events/Event_Details.asp?event=6053...
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moonraker558
Gusset.
I will leave it up to you lot to make something of it.
How about a one liner with the word gusset in it....
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moonraker558
It's alright for you lot chilling out but I am stuck here at work for 12 hrs all together now............
Awwwwwwwwww.
Where's tt with my lunchbox?...
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moonraker558
Hi guy's, I have been on a course all this week and during one of the countless tea breaks I got talking to the instructor doing the course, it turns out his girlfriend is the girl in this video, she...
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moonraker558
I don't know if this is common knowledge, I am attending a mandatory VOSA driving course this week and this was mentioned. If you get a speeding ticket or something else where you will get a fine and...
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moonraker558
My wife sat down opposite me, I said to her "Have you got any knickers on?"
"Yes" she said with a cheeky grin"
So I said "Thank god for that I thought the stuffing was coming out of the settee"...
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moonraker558
It is now snowing like crazy here on the Plain with the biggest snow flakes I have seen in a long time, everything is now plastered in the stuff.
Anyone else getting it?...
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moonraker558
We just like to say good morning now that we are up.
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moonraker558
Who is the actress on the bingo ad prior to emmerdale starting, the one settling down on the sofa with a hot drink.
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moonraker558
Snigger.
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moonraker558
Q: What does an elephant use as a tampon?
A: A Sheep
Q: And what does it use as a vibrator?
A: An epileptic sheep....
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moonraker558
Interviewer: "What would you consider your greatest weaknesses?" Applicant: "My honesty and openness." Interviewer: "Oh.. I don't think I'd consider honesty a weakness...." Applicant: "I don't give a...
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moonraker558
A surgeon went to check on his patient after an operation. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked ... “How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed...
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moonraker558
The cost of living has now gotten so bad that Mrs Moony is having sex with me again because she can't afford the batteries any more.
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moonraker558
Where is old tt, I see she hasn't been around for a while.
If you are just browsing tt this is for you to cheer you up.♥...
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moonraker558
First day back to work today after a week off and have been awake since 02.30......What is that all about.... I recon by about 8ish I will be hangin'. But to look on the bright side the snow is...
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moonraker558
Is it possible to save a radio program on iPlayer that was on last night and convert it to mp3 or similar please.
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moonraker558
Are Natalie J Robb (Moira) and Dawn Steele (Alice) related in any way? I can see similarities between the two, ie mannerisms, accent and looks. Or am I just fantasizing again. Drool. ♂ ♀...
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