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When he gets there, there was only a dog. It was a ******.
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She Stood On The Bridge At Midnight Her Lips Were All A Quiver She Gave A Cough Her Leg Fell Off And Floated Down The River
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McMouse
Tom asked, half in Ernest.
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McMouse
will have to use a spoon.
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McMouse
"Fork".
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Man who go through turnstile side ways, going to bangkok.
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McMouse
Inca Blots."
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McMouse
A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one.
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McMouse
A perverted burglar broke into a British museum and molested some of the life size statues of politicians. He was charged with statue Tory rape.
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McMouse
I will seek and find you . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will...
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McMouse
His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden; he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards...
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McMouse
http://www.smwa.net/downloads/funny/rake_bush4 .swf
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McMouse
Apple do it again.. Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost between $499.00 and...
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McMouse
Essex Girl has a higher sperm count.
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McMouse
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is...
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McMouse
Oi whats your disability? I said "Tourettes! now f*** off you ****!"
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McMouse
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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McMouse
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The...
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McMouse
Little Billy goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Billy says " Mas-tur-bate." Miss...
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McMouse
Welsh sheep now recognise the sound of a zip.
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